אגב...

[RainBird]

אגב... יש למישהו את שיר הקיפוד בשלמותו?

 

[Death of Rats]

מואהאהאהאהאה.... לי! אני חושבת לפחות ^^;. יש לי את שיר הקיפוד (שדי שונה ממה שאני דימיינתי אותו אבל הוא עדיין חמוד). אני יודעת איפה למצוא את המילים ואני אשתדל לפרסם אותן מאוחר יותר (כי עכשיו המחשב עושה בעיות)...

 

[Death of Rats]

שיר הקיפוד!!! הנה המילים. וואו, זה ארוך *נופלת מהכיסא*

1. You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care, in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair, Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall-- but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 2. If you´re feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse, or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force), You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule, Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel. 3. You can bugger the ox (if you stand on a box) And vulpologists say you can bugger the fox, You can bugger the shrew, though it´s awfully small-- but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 4. Herpetologists gasp you can bugger the asp, Entomologists claim you can bugger the wasp. If an insects your thing, man, then just have a ball-- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 5. And the elephant too, that you meet in the zoo, Can be buggered if you are sure just what to do, You will need a large mattress upon which to fall-- but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 6. You can bugger the bees if your down on your knees, You can bugger the termites with terminal ease you can bugger the beetle, the ladybug (bird!) too, there´s no end to the buggering that you can do. 7. You can bugger the cat if it isn´t to fat You can bugger the rabbit you draw from your hat You can bugger the shark that you´ve chased in your yawl-- but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 8. You can bugger the ermine, and all other vermin, like rats, mice, and roaches, if your not discernin´. You can bugger the dog, it will come when you call-- but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 9. Although Mr. Tiggy is not very big, he Avoids with great ease those who fancy his arse. He just curls in a ball, shows his prickles and all-- And the would-be seducer leaves himin the grass 10. If you´re that kind of fool, and you have a long tool, Do it with a giraffe, if you stand on a stool, Catch a yeti, who lives in the snows of Nepal-- but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 11. For the hedgehog escapes the posterior rapes Performed upon others of different shapes Those who run, swim, or slither, they get it withal-- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 12. It is said, if you try, you can bugger the fly, Or the swallow as it skims so skilfully by, Use a noose or a net, or lime (if you´ve the gall)-- but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all 13. You can bugger the cow (I will not tell you how), Or the boar, or the piglet, the shoat or the sow, You can bugger the ass as it stands in the stall-- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 14. You can order or shoo ´im, or run a knife through ´im The one thing you cannot do is stick it to ´im. If you try to seduce ´im, you´ll end in a fix, His prickles defend him against rampant pricks. 15. You can bugger the ram, you can bugger the lamb, You can bugger the ewe, though the weather´s a sham, You can bugger the tiger (it may caterwaul) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 16. You can bugger the seal, you can bugger the eel, You can bugger the crab, though they say it can´t feel, You can bugger the bat as the night casts its pall, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 17. You can bugger the snake (hold it down with a rake), Though to bugger the quetzal may be a mistake. You can bugger the billy, the nanny the kid, But to bugger the hedgehog just cannot be did. 18. You can bugger the slug, though it messes the rug, You can bugger the different species of bug, Or do it with a snail, if you slow to a crawl, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. 19. At the end of the day, when you´ve had your rough way With all of those creatures, you´ll just have to say "That damned Erinaceous has been my downfall--" For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!​

בכלל, לייריקס של שירים מעולם הדיסק אפשר למצוא פה

 

[מאגנה עז וסלוטייפ]

להקליט!! להקליט!! מישהו מוכרח לעשות דיסק עם שירים.. כולל לחן.. להמיר לאמ פי שלוש.. זה היהיה להיט!!

 

[Death of Rats]

כבר יש כמה.... יש אישית יש את שיר הקיפוד, את "למטה של קוסמים יש גולה בקצה" ועוד כמה מנגינות. הרבה נכתבו על ידי מישהו בשם דייב גרינסלאיד (Greenslade, אני לא בטוחה איך לכתוב את זה בעברית ../images/Emo9.gif) והן מנגינות "רקע" בהשראת עולם הדיסק.... בטח אפשר להשיג דיסק שלו באמאזון או משהו....

 

[Death of Rats]

יש *לי* אישית, כאילו כזה ../images/Emo68.gif

 

[CMOT Marvin]

לי יש אחד עירבוב של מונטי פיטון ופרצ´ט Mortality Bites - שיר הנושא של אחד הסרטים

 

[kosh]

..... אני מכיר עוד גירסה של זה : The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All Verse 1. Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do But I have to say this as a warning to you: With almost all animals, you can have ball But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1: The spines on his back are too sharp for a man They´ll give you a pain in the worst place they can The result I think you´ll find will appall: The hedgehog can never be buggered at all! Verse 2. Mounting a horse can often be fun An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus2: The spines on his back are so awful thick you´ll end up with naught but a painful prick. He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball, Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all! Verse 3. Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo Will be entertaining to both her and you Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 4. A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet Even a giraffe (despite being so tall) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 2. Verse 5. You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill It´s amazing how humping a camel will thrill You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 6. You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite We already mentioned the horse, you may recall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 2. Verse 7. You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell A troll can be rocky if down you should fall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 8. For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter Or pego a pig after parting his trotters Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 2. Verse 9. For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer The lemurs cry "Frink!" as a coy mating call But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 10. Antipodean pranks -- you can futter a wombat Or strive with a ´roo in venereal combat Or hump a goanna -- go on, do it all But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 2. Verse 11. A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising, Or mountin´ a mountain goat (careful, don´t fall!) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 12. You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb, Or pork a few piglets if you have the time, A skinhead´s pet cat if you don´t mind a brawl, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.