mountain town:
Stan: There´s a bunch of birds in the sky, And some deers just went running by. Oh, the snow´s pure and white On the earth rich and brown, Just another Sunday morning In my quiet mountain town. The sun is shining and the grass is green, Under the three feet of snow, I mean. This is a day when it´s hard to wear a frown! All the happy people stop to say hello... Man: Get out of my way! Stan: ...Even though the temperature´s low. It´s a perfect Sunday morning In my quiet little mountain town. Mrs. Marsh: Well, good morning, Stan! Stan: Mom, can I have 8 dollars to see a movie? Mrs. Marsh: A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating! Stan: But this is gonna be the best movie ever! It´s a foreign film from Canada! Mrs. Marsh: All right, all right, here you go. But be back for supper! Stan: Thanks, mom! Mrs. Marsh: Oh, what a picture-perfect child, Just like Jesus, he´s tender and mild, He´d wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown. What an angel with a heart so sweet and sure, And a mind so open and pure. Thank God we live in this Quiet redneck mountain town! Stan: Hi, is your son home? Mrs McC.: I think so... HEY! Stan: Ow! Mrs McC.: Kenny! Wake up! Kenny, dammit, come on! Kenny: Coming! Stan: Kenny! The Terrance and Phillip movie is out! You wanna come? Kenny: Sure I wanna come, you bet! Mrs McC.: Where do you think you´re going? Kenny: I´m going to see Terrance & Phillip. Mrs McC.: You can´t! You have to go to church! Kenny: But Mom, I wanna see this movie! Mrs McC.: Well, fine, go ahead and miss church, and then when You die and go to Hell, you can answer to SATAN!! Kenny: Okay! Stan: You can see your breath hanging in the air, You see homeless people but you just don´t care. It´s a sea of smiles in which we´d be glad to drown! Kenny: And It´s gonna make our lives complete, Course Terrance & Phillip are sweet. Stan: That´s right! It´s Sunday morning in our Quiet little whitebred redneck mountain town! Kyle: Ok, Ike, let´s try this one more time! Ike: *babbling* Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby! Ike: Don´t kick the baby. Kyle: Kick the baby! Stan: Kyle! We´re going to the Terrance and Phillip movie! Kyle: Oh, my God, dude! Mrs. Broflovski: Kyle, what´s going on? Kyle: Nothing. We´re going skating now. Mrs. Broflovski: Well, but take your little brother out with you. Kyle: Aw, mom! He´s not even my real brother, he´s adopted! Mrs. Broflovski: Do as I say, Kyle! Kyle: OK! OK! I´m sorry! Mrs. Broflovski: Look at those frail and fragile boys, It really gets me down. The world is such a rotten place And city life´s a complete disgrace! That´s why I moved to this Redneck meshuganah quiet mountain town! Cartman: Mooooooooom! somebody´s at the door! Moooom! Somebody´s at the door, I said! Ms Cartman: Coming, hon. Cartman: Ey! I can´t see the TV! TV: It´s been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of Wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him. Ms Cartman: Oh, look, Eric! It´s your little friends! Ike: Cartman! Cartman: What are you guys doing here? Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes! Everybody: Off to the movies we shall go Where we learn everything that we know. ´Cause the movies teach us What our parents don´t have time to say! And this this movie´s gonna make our lives complete, Kyle+Stan: ´Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet. Cartman: Super sweet! Everybody: Thank God we live in the quiet little redneck podunk white trash Kenny: Mph mhp! Everybody: U. S. A.!!! Stan: Can I have 5 tickets to ´Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire´ please? Man: No!
