בסדר, אני אתחיל
Aragorn: My God, is everyone in this movie gay but me? Not so sure about me either Boromir: Killed by orcs. Stupid orcs. Frodo: Have agreed to carry Ring to Mordor. In hindsight, probably a bad move. Sam: Boromir killed by orcs. Knew orcs good for something. Gandalf: Hope Elrond does not laugh at me. If he does, will tell everyone about his dirty weekend with Sauron. Ha! Pippin: 1) I always thought blowing the Horn of Gondor was supposed to summon armies of the West? Apparently not. Very educational, all the same. 2) Told Boromir I did not feel ready to commit, so he went and got himself shot by Orcs. Honestly. Humans so oversensitive sometimes. Saruman: 1) Gandalf just came waltzing by ... Wanted to yap on and on all about the ring he gave his new boyfriend ... Just wants to show off and remind me that he´s got a hobbit, and I´m just dating an eyeball. 2) All right, who´s been spitting gum down on the orcs? Honestly. 3) ...that´s Aragorn son of Arathorn. Once threw him out of Isengard for whinging about not being King yet. 4) Boromir convinced smallest hobbit to "Blow the Horn of Gondor." Have not laughed so hard since set Balrog up with Gandalf during Second Age and Gandalf stuck Balrog with restaurant bill. Palantir great. Better than cable. Gimili: Grr. Argh. P.S. Hope this comes out right.