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>>A bartender asks Xena (who is really Meg) sitting at the bar:"What will you have ? "A scotch,please,"Xena replies. The bartender gives her a drink and says,"Thats five dinars" "What are you talking about ?" Xena replies."I don´t owe you anything for this." The fellow sitting next to Xena at the bar is a lawyer,who decides to get in the discussion. "You know."he tells the bartender:"she´s got you there. In the original offer,constituting a binding contract upon acceptance,there was no stipulation of payment." The irritated bartender says to Xena:"Fine.You beat me for a drink,but I don´t ever want to see you in here again." The following day,Xena comes back into the bar.The bartender says,"what the heck are you doing in here? I told you not to come back!" Xena replies:"What are you talking about ? I´ve never been in this place before in my life!" The bartender looks confused says:I´m sorry then,but this is really weird.You must have a double." Xena immediately replies:"Why thank you very much ! Make it scotch."
>>A bartender asks Xena (who is really Meg) sitting at the bar:"What will you have ? "A scotch,please,"Xena replies. The bartender gives her a drink and says,"Thats five dinars" "What are you talking about ?" Xena replies."I don´t owe you anything for this." The fellow sitting next to Xena at the bar is a lawyer,who decides to get in the discussion. "You know."he tells the bartender:"she´s got you there. In the original offer,constituting a binding contract upon acceptance,there was no stipulation of payment." The irritated bartender says to Xena:"Fine.You beat me for a drink,but I don´t ever want to see you in here again." The following day,Xena comes back into the bar.The bartender says,"what the heck are you doing in here? I told you not to come back!" Xena replies:"What are you talking about ? I´ve never been in this place before in my life!" The bartender looks confused says:I´m sorry then,but this is really weird.You must have a double." Xena immediately replies:"Why thank you very much ! Make it scotch."