בדיחה לשבוע הבא

[dani 123]

בדיחה לשבוע הבא

Little Johnny returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mum, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, Little Johnny produced an enrollment form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"

 

[dani 123]

ועוד אחת

Getting Whacked & Bonked! There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!--knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor. The idiot says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "Geez," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK!!- the big dude knocks him down again and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so. When he returns, without saying a word, he walks up behind the big idiot and --BONK!!-- bangs the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold. The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that is a crowbar from Sears."

 

[kodman]

תקליטים מישהו?

אני לא ממש בטווח הגילאים, אך אני מחפש תקליטים ישנים. אני משער שאנשים בקהילה הזאת אספו עם השנים תקליטים. אני מוכן לאסוף אותם מאצלכם, על כמויות גדולות של תקליטים אף לשלם. יש פה מישהו שיש לו תקליטים "מיותרים" ? בתודה, kodman

 

[ארתור3]

תקליטים ישנים

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