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Top 10 Reasons Why the Christian God Never Received Tenure At Any University 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. Some even doubt he wrote it himself. 4. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects. 5. When one experiment went awry he tried to get rid of the evidence by drowning the subjects. 6. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 7. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book. 8. Some say he had his son teach the class. 9. He expelled his first two students for learning. 10. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
Top 10 Reasons Why the Christian God Never Received Tenure At Any University 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. Some even doubt he wrote it himself. 4. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects. 5. When one experiment went awry he tried to get rid of the evidence by drowning the subjects. 6. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 7. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book. 8. Some say he had his son teach the class. 9. He expelled his first two students for learning. 10. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.