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MICHELLE BRANCH MAXIM INTERVIEW!!! (MAXIM)Have any wild tales from the road? Michelle: Ninety-eight percent of the time i have really good fan encounters, but once i was in Germany and there was this creepy guy standing there with one of this hands in his pants! As he came over, he pulled it out and went to shake my hand with the on ehe had down there. So we all quickly got into the car to leave, because there was no way i was touching him. Then someone in my band was like, "Oh,my God, check it out he's totally smelling his hand!" And he was! Some people are just not right. (Maxim)Any groupies? Michelle: I do have some male groupies. But it's weird, because after i did the song with Carlos Santana, the age demographic dramatically changed. It used to be, like, 12-13-14 year-old boys coming up to me. It was nice, but i couldn't bring them back to the hotel or anything. But i've noticed that the Santana sing opened up the doors to an older audience. Just recently i was playing a show at the Hammerstein Ballroom (in New York City), and my friend cam backstage after the show and said " People were grinding during some of your songs. Do you realize people probably sex to your music?" Maybe that's what leads up to things like the creepy German guy. (Maxim)How can a Guy get your attention? Michelle: You mean, besides putting his hands down his pants? (laughs) Well, you know that thing where you always want that you can't have? I like guys who are taken. I can't help it. It's the guy who's not paying attention to you. That's just kills me. (Maxim)Any other weird obsessions? Michelle: This is going to sound stupid, but i have a pirate fetish. It started when someone in my band hurt their eye patch. I realized that i always thought pirates were sexy. If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit to my show. The parrot is optional- in don't want to hurt any animals. (Maxim)What's something about you that people might be shocked to know? Michelle: People have this nation of me being this sweet, nice girl, but... I'm a kind of pervert. We'll be on the tour bus, and me and my makeup artist will be watching porn. I'm like,"Everyone does it. It's no big deal."Everyone things about sex, so why are we pretending that we're not? This one time...Oh,man, if he reads this he'll probably get embarassed, but this one time the NFL paired up football players and musicians, and Bryan Scott of the Atlanta Falcons came in. He sat in and played drums and piano, and he's a big guy! And he had huge, beautiful hands. So the whole time i was thinking, i want to see what's in his pants! Could you imagine what it must be like? So that's what Maxim readers should know: I'm a pervert. Maybe it's because. I've been living on a tour bus for the past two years with all guys. I don't know. (Maxim)So you probably need a break from the testosterone, huh? Michelle: No. i'd rather hang out with men than women, honestly. Women are insecure and cruel. Guys,
MICHELLE BRANCH MAXIM INTERVIEW!!! (MAXIM)Have any wild tales from the road? Michelle: Ninety-eight percent of the time i have really good fan encounters, but once i was in Germany and there was this creepy guy standing there with one of this hands in his pants! As he came over, he pulled it out and went to shake my hand with the on ehe had down there. So we all quickly got into the car to leave, because there was no way i was touching him. Then someone in my band was like, "Oh,my God, check it out he's totally smelling his hand!" And he was! Some people are just not right. (Maxim)Any groupies? Michelle: I do have some male groupies. But it's weird, because after i did the song with Carlos Santana, the age demographic dramatically changed. It used to be, like, 12-13-14 year-old boys coming up to me. It was nice, but i couldn't bring them back to the hotel or anything. But i've noticed that the Santana sing opened up the doors to an older audience. Just recently i was playing a show at the Hammerstein Ballroom (in New York City), and my friend cam backstage after the show and said " People were grinding during some of your songs. Do you realize people probably sex to your music?" Maybe that's what leads up to things like the creepy German guy. (Maxim)How can a Guy get your attention? Michelle: You mean, besides putting his hands down his pants? (laughs) Well, you know that thing where you always want that you can't have? I like guys who are taken. I can't help it. It's the guy who's not paying attention to you. That's just kills me. (Maxim)Any other weird obsessions? Michelle: This is going to sound stupid, but i have a pirate fetish. It started when someone in my band hurt their eye patch. I realized that i always thought pirates were sexy. If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit to my show. The parrot is optional- in don't want to hurt any animals. (Maxim)What's something about you that people might be shocked to know? Michelle: People have this nation of me being this sweet, nice girl, but... I'm a kind of pervert. We'll be on the tour bus, and me and my makeup artist will be watching porn. I'm like,"Everyone does it. It's no big deal."Everyone things about sex, so why are we pretending that we're not? This one time...Oh,man, if he reads this he'll probably get embarassed, but this one time the NFL paired up football players and musicians, and Bryan Scott of the Atlanta Falcons came in. He sat in and played drums and piano, and he's a big guy! And he had huge, beautiful hands. So the whole time i was thinking, i want to see what's in his pants! Could you imagine what it must be like? So that's what Maxim readers should know: I'm a pervert. Maybe it's because. I've been living on a tour bus for the past two years with all guys. I don't know. (Maxim)So you probably need a break from the testosterone, huh? Michelle: No. i'd rather hang out with men than women, honestly. Women are insecure and cruel. Guys,