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TOBY A panda bear to replace Dim Sum? MANDY Lum-Lum. TOBY Do you mean Hsing-Hsing? MANDY Hsing-Hsing. That was his name. Hsing-Hsing. Yeah. Hsing-Hsing was given to us as a gift by the Chinese government when Nixon... TOBY I know. MANDY Then Hsing-Hsing got lonely, so the Chinese sent a mate over, I think, it’s name was Ping. TOBY Ling. MANDY Ling. TOBY It may have been Ping. MANDY Whatever. Ping, or Ling, dies. Hsing-Hsing mourns. Panda bears, it turns out, mourn. And for Hsing-Hsing, it seemed like the time was unendurable. TOBY I know exactly how he felt. MANDY Anyway... as you know, Hsing-Hsing succumbed to liver disease and passed away earlier this year. TOBY Yes. MANDY And I was thinking that it would be a good idea as a symbol to signal how serious we are about our relationship with China, if... we asked them for another bear. TOBY I think it would be a good idea, as a symbol... to signal that China is serious about their relationship with us, if they stopped running over their citizens with tanks. MANDY Toby... TOBY Mandy! Call the embassy and have them send us over a damn bear. What's the problem? MANDY First of all, pandas are very rare. There are maybe a thousand of them and they're only in China. TOBY We only need one. MANDY We need two. TOBY Why? MANDY Because the other one will get lonely. TOBY The other one will get lonely. Well then have them send us two. MANDY And second of all, China's not inclined to give us gifts right now. TOBY Then get us two regular bears, a bucket of black paint, a bucket of white paint, bam, bam, next case. MANDY It's hard to believe that the wildlife lobby was nervous about you. TOBY I know. I'm Mr. Wildlife.