מה דעתכם על קצת ציטוטים?

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gp53

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מה דעתכם על קצת ציטוטים?

Billie: "They sound like Trי choking on a hair ball." (Slipknot) "Well, you know, I look at myself in the morning and yes, yeah I-I am a God." "A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!'" "Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1%, lie about it." "What? You can heckle me if you want, it's okay I won't understand!" (at a foreign concert) "I never thought that being obnoxious would get me where I am now." Mike: "Green day is like sex, when were good, were really good, when were bad . . . were still pretty damn good." "Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible." "I'll remember 1994 as the year that....ate shit.... " "All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars." "I have a Rolex collection and a diamond collection. I'd like to find the biggest goddamn diamond I could find, eat it and pick it out of my shit the next day." "I'm down with J.C. He's cool. Whatever." (When asked about Jesus Christ) Tre: "I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents." "It's, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any book to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We don't even read." "Mmm, you can almost smell the burning pork...Hey, you ever thrown rocks at cops?" "``Satan. Satan, Satan,'' he chanted. ``That's what's different. We're all firm believers in Satan now. We think Satan is cool. ``How the fuck do you think a band like Green Day got popular?'' (talking about how he doesn't belive they sold out)" "I want to wash your grandmother" "Lets count the waves...one, one thousand, two one thousand" "I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens...." "I can suck my own."
 

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Billie: "They sound like Trי choking on a hair ball." (Slipknot) "Well, you know, I look at myself in the morning and yes, yeah I-I am a God." "A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!'" "Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1%, lie about it." "What? You can heckle me if you want, it's okay I won't understand!" (at a foreign concert) "I never thought that being obnoxious would get me where I am now." Mike: "Green day is like sex, when were good, were really good, when were bad . . . were still pretty damn good." "Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible." "I'll remember 1994 as the year that....ate shit.... " "All my religious beliefs are based on Star Wars." "I have a Rolex collection and a diamond collection. I'd like to find the biggest goddamn diamond I could find, eat it and pick it out of my shit the next day." "I'm down with J.C. He's cool. Whatever." (When asked about Jesus Christ) Tre: "I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents." "It's, like, an ok tour bus and all, but people see book mobile on the side and come up and ask us if we have any book to sell. I mean how stupid is that....books? We don't even read." "Mmm, you can almost smell the burning pork...Hey, you ever thrown rocks at cops?" "``Satan. Satan, Satan,'' he chanted. ``That's what's different. We're all firm believers in Satan now. We think Satan is cool. ``How the fuck do you think a band like Green Day got popular?'' (talking about how he doesn't belive they sold out)" "I want to wash your grandmother" "Lets count the waves...one, one thousand, two one thousand" "I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens...." "I can suck my own."​
 
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"I want a pony damn it!" טרע "I want to wash your grandmother" שוב טרע
כששואלים את טרע איך גרין דיי נשארו ביחד כל כך הרבה שנים- "We've never beat the shit out of each other, and the sex is still good!" פנינת חוכמה של ביליע- "It's fun until someone gets hurt...then it's halarious." קורה לי כל כך הרבה פעמים.. "A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?" ביליע חעחעחע עוד ביליע "I'm not as depressed as I used to be. The Prozac's working!" נו, אלא מה? "Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible." מעייק. "Green day is like sex, when were good, were really good, when were bad . . . were still pretty damn good." חעחעחע מעייק ביליע "When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it." חעחע נכון.
 

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