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A new way to select a Husband! > > Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women > >could > > go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five > >floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up > >the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you > >must choose a man from that floor, and if you > > went up a floor, you couldn´t go back down except to leave the > place, > >never to return. > > > > A couple of girlfriends goes to the place to find men. First floor, > >the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids. " The > women > >read the sign and say, "Well, that´s better than not having jobs, or not > >loving kids, but I wonder what´s further up?" > > > > > > So up they go. The second floor sign says "These men have high > paying > >jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, say the girls. > But, > > >I wonder what´s further up? > > > > Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good > >looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say the women. Very > >tempting, BUT, there´s more further up! > > > > > > And up they go. Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love > >kids, are extremely > > good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic > >streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think what must be awaiting us further > on! > > > > > > So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said, "This > >floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to > >please. Goodbye."
A new way to select a Husband! > > Recently a "Husband Shopping Center" opened in Dallas, where women > >could > > go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five > >floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended up > >the floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you > >must choose a man from that floor, and if you > > went up a floor, you couldn´t go back down except to leave the > place, > >never to return. > > > > A couple of girlfriends goes to the place to find men. First floor, > >the door had a sign saying "These men have jobs and love kids. " The > women > >read the sign and say, "Well, that´s better than not having jobs, or not > >loving kids, but I wonder what´s further up?" > > > > > > So up they go. The second floor sign says "These men have high > paying > >jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." Hmmm, say the girls. > But, > > >I wonder what´s further up? > > > > Third floor: "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good > >looking, love kids and help with the housework." Wow! say the women. Very > >tempting, BUT, there´s more further up! > > > > > > And up they go. Fourth floor: "These men have high paying jobs, love > >kids, are extremely > > good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic > >streak." Oh, mercy me. But just think what must be awaiting us further > on! > > > > > > So up to the fifth floor they go. The sign on that door said, "This > >floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to > >please. Goodbye."