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איזה הומו כתב את זה בדף של ישראלים: Why do jews carry shit in their wallets ? For identification. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you say "fuck off" in jewish ? "Trust me!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whats the definition of jewish foreplay ? Two hours of begging. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza ? Pizzas don't scream in the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do Jews have such big noses ? Air is free ... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you get if you cross a jew with a monkey ? Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to fuck jews. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you save a drowning jew ? Take your foot of his head. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a jew with half a brain ? Gifted. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call an jew with four 'O'-levels ? A liar. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What happens when a jew walks in to a wall with a full erection ? He breaks his nose. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many jews does it take to pave a driveway ? It depends on how thin you slice them. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you get if you cross a Jew with a gypsy ? A chain of empty stores. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do jews smell so bad ? So blind people can hate them as well. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you brainwash a jew ? Give him an enema.
איזה הומו כתב את זה בדף של ישראלים: Why do jews carry shit in their wallets ? For identification. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you say "fuck off" in jewish ? "Trust me!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whats the definition of jewish foreplay ? Two hours of begging. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza ? Pizzas don't scream in the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do Jews have such big noses ? Air is free ... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you get if you cross a jew with a monkey ? Nothing, monkeys are too intelligent to fuck jews. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you save a drowning jew ? Take your foot of his head. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a jew with half a brain ? Gifted. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call an jew with four 'O'-levels ? A liar. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What happens when a jew walks in to a wall with a full erection ? He breaks his nose. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many jews does it take to pave a driveway ? It depends on how thin you slice them. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you get if you cross a Jew with a gypsy ? A chain of empty stores. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do jews smell so bad ? So blind people can hate them as well. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you brainwash a jew ? Give him an enema.
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