4. November 22nd is an International holiday and should be celebrated by all. 5. If you see anything with a heartagram on it, you either buy it, or resist the urge because your house is already covered in them. 7. You know who Daniel Lioneye actually is. 11. Your internet screen name has one or more of the following in it- heartagram, 666, 616, Valo, razorblade, sin, poison, redemption, or any other HIM lyric reference. 15. You say, on a regular basis, kiitos and hei…and you’re NOT Finnish. 20. At some point during the day, you find yourself quoting HIM songs, completely subconsciously. 24. It’s a religious matter!!! 25. You can’t recall ever seeing Ville kiss a girlfriend in public…but you have all of the pics of him kissing boys in public. 30. Even though you may like Bam, he did NOT invent the heartagram. 38. At one point in your life, you have been in love and lonely. 39. Out of Ville and Linde, you know who has the deeper voice. 40. Your life since 1997 can be separated into the following categories- When Greatest Lovesongs Vol. 666 came out, when Razorblade Romance came out, when Deep Shadows & Brilliant Highlights came out…… 42. You would die tonight for love. 46. You’re jealous of Bam Margera. 47. You see someone wearing a HIM t-shirt and find it a turn-on. 48. You know that all men think with their dick’s, but Ville Valo’s dick is different.
51. Just one look from his eyes, one look and you’re dying, because he’s so beautiful. 56. You can recall basically every piece of Ville Valo’s wardrobe. Especially the leather pants. 58. Your idea of the PERFECT vacation spot is Finland. [כמה שזה נכון!!] 61. You find yourself singing “Like a wirgin, touched for the wery first time…” 62. You’re not addicted to HERoin, you’re addicted to HIMoin. 64. Love Metal is considered by you to be a very real genre of music. (which it is, thankyouverymuch) 65. It’s been years since you went a single day without listening to at least one HIM song. 66. Your wedding vows consisted of, or will consist of, “In sickness and in health, in joy and sorrow, until love and death embrace.” [מי יודע נו
] 70. It’s not peace, love, and harmony. It’s peace, love, and VEGETABLES. [בלי קשר להימ האמת
] 71. Every time you hear the word Venus, you think Doom. 73. You know for a fact that I love you is eight letters….and so is bullshit. 81. Your Mp3 player consists of the following- HIM songs, HIM acoustic songs, cover songs done by HIM, tributes to HIM, collaborations with HIM, HIM bootlegs……and Daniel Lioneye. 84. On the list of places to see before you die is a certain sex shop in Helsinki. [!!!!!!!!] 88. You fear for the best, and hope for the worst. 90. You wish that razorblades came with heart cut-outs in the middle. [תמיד אני חושבת על זה
] 98. It’s been raining for weeks, your lover just broke your heart, your kitty just died…..and looking at Ville still makes you smile. [יותר בכיוון שלא להאזין לשירים... אבל גם להסתכל על וילה עושה טוב ממש
] 101. You know that there are two guys in HIM named Mikko in real life. 102. And you know who they are. 106. You know that the beginning of the end isn’t really the end…because then there’s Don’t Fear The Reaper and a hidden track. 109. It’s not video, it’s WIDEO. 118. Gorgeous, beautiful, handsome, sexy, and any other adjective in that genre do him no real justice. 119. You get annoyed when someone asks AGAIN what Love Metal is. 120. You know ALL the words to Valo Yossa…..but you have no fucking clue what you’re saying. 123. You know that the song Razorblade Kiss is actually about fucking.
יש לי 41!!! אומייגאד. חוץ מזה שיש עוד מלא מצחיקים שהיה סתם נחמד לקרוא
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גאס התחתן בסוף אוגוסט, עם בת זוגתו נטלי. הטקס נערך בפינלנד. ואפילו יש תמונה
. [הייתי רוצה לספר לכם יותר מזה, אבל אפילו לא ידעתי שיש לו חברה... אז... המ]
