סטאר מגזין: ג'ניפר ומייקל
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ג'ניפר ומייקל: נפרדים? או מתחתנים?
העולם הזה הוא הכי מטורף בעולם. לפני שבוע STAR מגזין מדווח שמייקל וג'ניפר נפרדו. עכשיו טד קזבלנקה מדווח שהם מתחתנים... I swear, I'm getting outta the love biz right now. That'll last, let's see, how much time? Probably about as long as Jennifer Garner's marriage to Michael Vartan. Is that overly mean? I suppose I should back up a bit, huh? Yes, yes, yes. I will go to my grave (where I trust I won't be dumped as early as some folks would like) insisting on the accuracy of my original bustup reports regarding Alias' hot honeys. Had to do with those drop-dead blue jobs of Vartan, I think, and how so many hoochie-coochies find them as irresistible as Jen does. But that was then. You're totally not gonna believe this, but now I'm hearing from some inside chums of the babelicious ones that an engagement is imminent. "Do not be surprised if Michael and Jennifer become engaged in the very near future," said a source who knows Jen's schedule rather well. That day-planner apparently has Ms. G. headed L.A. way, once the divorced star of Elektra finishes filming in Canada. Back home to Michael (for a permanent move-in?), I'm told, along with a nice little matrimony-to-be announcement. Hmmm. "Definitely not true," Ms. G.'s rep replied when told of the maybe-hitching biz. And, sistas, lemme tell y'all that PR gal chuckled somethin' fierce when I, queen of the Michael-Jen bustup biz, rang with union rumors. Always glad to help cheer someone up, even a publicist. Let's see, though. Does this change anything? Why is the camp that's notorious for not commenting on the cupid stuff so quickly shooting down the good stuff? "Can you confirm they're still seeing each other?" I asked, sensing a romantic-rodent sitch of some sort. "No, I can't," came the reply. Great. That helps heaps. Now, this is where I'm supposed to insert quotes from some of Mikey-doll's after-hours chums, who seem to think Mr. V. ain't done playin' with them. But I won't. I am a romantic, I'll admit. עד כמה שהייתי רוצה שזה יהיה נכון, אני מסרבת להאמין לכל מה שטד קזבלנקה מערוץ E אומר. הוא תמיד ממציא דברים ואמר שטיות. חוץ מזה ג'ניפר לא הולכת להתחתן שוב בזמן הקרוב.
העולם הזה הוא הכי מטורף בעולם. לפני שבוע STAR מגזין מדווח שמייקל וג'ניפר נפרדו. עכשיו טד קזבלנקה מדווח שהם מתחתנים... I swear, I'm getting outta the love biz right now. That'll last, let's see, how much time? Probably about as long as Jennifer Garner's marriage to Michael Vartan. Is that overly mean? I suppose I should back up a bit, huh? Yes, yes, yes. I will go to my grave (where I trust I won't be dumped as early as some folks would like) insisting on the accuracy of my original bustup reports regarding Alias' hot honeys. Had to do with those drop-dead blue jobs of Vartan, I think, and how so many hoochie-coochies find them as irresistible as Jen does. But that was then. You're totally not gonna believe this, but now I'm hearing from some inside chums of the babelicious ones that an engagement is imminent. "Do not be surprised if Michael and Jennifer become engaged in the very near future," said a source who knows Jen's schedule rather well. That day-planner apparently has Ms. G. headed L.A. way, once the divorced star of Elektra finishes filming in Canada. Back home to Michael (for a permanent move-in?), I'm told, along with a nice little matrimony-to-be announcement. Hmmm. "Definitely not true," Ms. G.'s rep replied when told of the maybe-hitching biz. And, sistas, lemme tell y'all that PR gal chuckled somethin' fierce when I, queen of the Michael-Jen bustup biz, rang with union rumors. Always glad to help cheer someone up, even a publicist. Let's see, though. Does this change anything? Why is the camp that's notorious for not commenting on the cupid stuff so quickly shooting down the good stuff? "Can you confirm they're still seeing each other?" I asked, sensing a romantic-rodent sitch of some sort. "No, I can't," came the reply. Great. That helps heaps. Now, this is where I'm supposed to insert quotes from some of Mikey-doll's after-hours chums, who seem to think Mr. V. ain't done playin' with them. But I won't. I am a romantic, I'll admit. עד כמה שהייתי רוצה שזה יהיה נכון, אני מסרבת להאמין לכל מה שטד קזבלנקה מערוץ E אומר. הוא תמיד ממציא דברים ואמר שטיות. חוץ מזה ג'ניפר לא הולכת להתחתן שוב בזמן הקרוב.
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