על קטשופ סגול וסטאר-טרק

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על קטשופ סגול וסטאר-טרק

דיון אי-מייל שלי עם ידידה גלש משום מה למשמעות של קטשופ, ולאחר הדיון הקצרצר בטשופ הירוק הוצגה לי השאלה מה משמעות הקטשופ הסגול. הסיפור המשורשר הוא התשובה שלי לשאלה. הוא באנגלית ומן הסתם מלא שגיאות כתיב כי ככה אנו שולחים אי-מייל אחד לשניה וכי אין לי כוח לערוך אותו מחדש בשבילכם. ההחלטה על הסטארדייט נעשתה לאחר מחקר של בערך עשרים שניות ככה שאל תתפלאו אם הוא לא מתאים.

 

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הסיפור עצמו

Cadet Jhone´s log, stardate 1208.5 It´s a war out there. It definately is. I know it´s not the first time the klingons ever killed a human, but it was the first time they killed Jim. The last too, I guess. It seemed like such an unecesary death- he went for the bridge to give some report to the captain when they suddenly attacked and almost destroyed the right engine. the computer couldn´t take it and it exploded, giving Jim a nice fly accross the bridge. I could never understand what´s with those computers exploding all the time. Darn Bill Gates the 3rd! All I can think of is the first time I saw Jim at lunch time. he looked at me and said "It was supposed to be red". I asked him what and he said "The Darn ketchup is." he went on talking about how he hated food that´s recycled from the same atoms he releases in the bathroom, and then went back to the color. "All soldiers today are acting like little girls. That´s why they changed it´s color. Some began puking when they got hold of a hamburger after their first KIA taught them that blood is red too. They had to find an alternative, and then they got it." "Why not use the green one?" He really smiled then, poor Jim. "Purple is not neutral. They hope to make at least a button-killer out of you one day. Don´t you get it, boy? Your´e eating what might remind you of some klingon blood!" I think I´m beginning to actually hate klingons now. I don´t usually like to have too much sauce on my food. But for lunch today, I had my french fries swimming in a pool of their death.

 

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