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> Sid and Al, both Jews, were having dinner in a Chinese restaurant. > During their conversation, Sid asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?" > "I don't know," replied Al. "Why don't we ask our Chinese waiter?" > When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there Chinese Jews?" > The waiter said, "I don't know sir, let me ask," and went into the > kitchen. He returned a few minutes later and said, > "No sir. No, Chinese Jews." > "Are you sure?" Al asked. > "I check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. > While he was gone, Sid said to Al, "I can't believe there are no > Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere." > At this point, the waiter returned. "Sir, no Chinese Jews," he said. > "Are you really sure, man?" Al asked again. "I can't believe there > are no Chinese Jews." > Exasperated,the waiter frantically said, "Sir,I ask everyone! "We have > Apple Jews,Orange Jews,Tomato Jews and Grape Jews. But no one > hear of Chinese Jews!" .
> Sid and Al, both Jews, were having dinner in a Chinese restaurant. > During their conversation, Sid asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?" > "I don't know," replied Al. "Why don't we ask our Chinese waiter?" > When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there Chinese Jews?" > The waiter said, "I don't know sir, let me ask," and went into the > kitchen. He returned a few minutes later and said, > "No sir. No, Chinese Jews." > "Are you sure?" Al asked. > "I check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. > While he was gone, Sid said to Al, "I can't believe there are no > Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere." > At this point, the waiter returned. "Sir, no Chinese Jews," he said. > "Are you really sure, man?" Al asked again. "I can't believe there > are no Chinese Jews." > Exasperated,the waiter frantically said, "Sir,I ask everyone! "We have > Apple Jews,Orange Jews,Tomato Jews and Grape Jews. But no one > hear of Chinese Jews!" .
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