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ולכול המעריצים אני מקדיש את השיר הבא... זה קצת אריך אבל זה דבר חובה לכול מעריץ לשנן בעלפה.... The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All Verse 1. Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do But I have to say this as a warning to you: With almost all animals, you can have ball But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1: The spines on his back are too sharp for a man They´ll give you a pain in the worst place they can The result I think you´ll find will appall: The hedgehog can never be buggered at all! Verse 2. Mounting a horse can often be fun An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus2: The spines on his back are so awful thick you´ll end up with naught but a painful prick. He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball, Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all! Verse 3. Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo Will be entertaining to both her and you Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 4. A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet Even a giraffe (despite being so tall) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 2. Verse 5. You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill It´s amazing how humping a camel will thrill You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 6. You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite We already mentioned the horse, you may recall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 2. Verse 7. You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell A troll can be rocky if down you should fall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 8. For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter Or pego a pig after parting his trotters Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 2. Verse 9. For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer The lemurs cry "Frink!" as a coy mating call But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 10. Antipodean pranks -- you can futter a wombat Or strive with a ´roo in venereal combat Or hump a goanna -- go on, do it all But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 2. Verse 11. A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising, Or mountin´ a mountain goat (careful, don´t fall!) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 12. You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb, Or pork a few piglets if you have the time, A skinhead´s pet cat if you don´t mind a brawl, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
ולכול המעריצים אני מקדיש את השיר הבא... זה קצת אריך אבל זה דבר חובה לכול מעריץ לשנן בעלפה.... The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All Verse 1. Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do But I have to say this as a warning to you: With almost all animals, you can have ball But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1: The spines on his back are too sharp for a man They´ll give you a pain in the worst place they can The result I think you´ll find will appall: The hedgehog can never be buggered at all! Verse 2. Mounting a horse can often be fun An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus2: The spines on his back are so awful thick you´ll end up with naught but a painful prick. He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball, Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all! Verse 3. Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo Will be entertaining to both her and you Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 4. A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet Even a giraffe (despite being so tall) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 2. Verse 5. You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill It´s amazing how humping a camel will thrill You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 6. You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite We already mentioned the horse, you may recall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 2. Verse 7. You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell A troll can be rocky if down you should fall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 8. For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter Or pego a pig after parting his trotters Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 2. Verse 9. For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer The lemurs cry "Frink!" as a coy mating call But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 10. Antipodean pranks -- you can futter a wombat Or strive with a ´roo in venereal combat Or hump a goanna -- go on, do it all But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 2. Verse 11. A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising, Or mountin´ a mountain goat (careful, don´t fall!) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Chorus 1. Verse 12. You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb, Or pork a few piglets if you have the time, A skinhead´s pet cat if you don´t mind a brawl, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.