דובי לבנון
New member
ציטוטים מקשר בארה"ב../images/Emo85.gif
As seen on a plane´s "snag" sheet (a "snag" is a problem with the the aircraft that is reported to the aviation mechanic) Student Pilot´s report: "Dead bugs on windshield" Av Mechanic´s response: "Live bugs on order" Student Pilot´s report: "Left engine is ´missing´ ". Av Mechanic´s response:"Left engine located after brief search". Student Pilot´s report: "Radio volume unbelievably loud." Av Mechanic´s response: "Set radio volume to more believable level." Student Pilot´s report: "Something loose in the cockpit." Av Mechanic´s response: "Something tightened in the cockpit." Student Pilot´s report: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement." Av Mechanic´s response: "Left inside main tire almost replaced." Student Pilot´s report: "Friction lock causes throttle level to stick." Av Mechanic´s response: "That´s what a friction lock is there for." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A True Story: Student pilot (completely lost and desperate) on the emergency frequency: "Big airport with a little Cessna 150 overhead, please identify yourself!"
As seen on a plane´s "snag" sheet (a "snag" is a problem with the the aircraft that is reported to the aviation mechanic) Student Pilot´s report: "Dead bugs on windshield" Av Mechanic´s response: "Live bugs on order" Student Pilot´s report: "Left engine is ´missing´ ". Av Mechanic´s response:"Left engine located after brief search". Student Pilot´s report: "Radio volume unbelievably loud." Av Mechanic´s response: "Set radio volume to more believable level." Student Pilot´s report: "Something loose in the cockpit." Av Mechanic´s response: "Something tightened in the cockpit." Student Pilot´s report: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement." Av Mechanic´s response: "Left inside main tire almost replaced." Student Pilot´s report: "Friction lock causes throttle level to stick." Av Mechanic´s response: "That´s what a friction lock is there for." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A True Story: Student pilot (completely lost and desperate) on the emergency frequency: "Big airport with a little Cessna 150 overhead, please identify yourself!"