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סבאאורי

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שבוע טוב

לאמי,דני,מקסימה,פרינסס,חונה,בימבו ויעלי (שכחתי מישהו?) ברכות
 

bimbo.

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שבוע טוב לסבא'לה ולכולם ../images/Emo13.gif

מותק של לוח. תמשיך ככה
 

emmy5

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ערב טוב ונשיקות לכל הפורום

חמניות מול השמש חמניות מול השמש מילים: לאה שבת לחן: לאה שבת מבצע : לאה שבת בוא נלך לגן נחפש ענן נדלג מעל השלוליות כבר לא ילדים, מאז עברו שנים לקחנו אחריות כמו גדולים. בוא ונידלק כל הלילה כי זה הזמן שלנו לאהוב חמניות מול השמש עוד יום הופך לאמש זה זמן להיות. בוא נלך לרקוד לא נשים גבולות בוא נפסיק לחשוב ברע וטוב. כמו שיש אוויר כמו שעץ גדל כמו שילד רץ ברוח.
 

סבאאורי

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חונה שלום

אם את רוצה תמונה מסויימת - תביאי אכניס אותה ללוח ספט בשבילך אם אין לך - אבחר בעצמי... להחלטתך. ברכות
 

emmy5

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../images/Emo96.gifדני 123

הקפה מתקרר...איפה אתה? כולנו כאן
 

emmy5

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דני שלום..יש בדיחה חדשה

תראה כמה שאני אלגנטית בשבילך
 

dani 123

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אמי, בדיחה עבורך וגם לאחרים

A Dog Named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!" One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Me too!" Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." - My case comes up next Thursday. Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn't live any longer so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so get yourself a dog."
 

emmy5

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עכשיו יש לי בדיחה טובה ../images/Emo51.gif

אני אשלך לחברים שלי את הבדיחה אולי הם צריכים קצת סקס באי מייל חחחחחחחחה
 

dani 123

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הנה לך עוד אחת, אחרונה להיום

Golfing Trip A guy receives an ad in the mail for a golf resort where everything costs one dollar. He jumps at the offer and heads off for a weekend of fun in the sun. He arrives and plays a round of golf. It cost him a buck. When he goes for dinner that evening, it costs him another buck. His room is only a buck a day! The day before he's to check out, he heads out to play a last round and stops by the pro shop and charges a sleeve of three balls to his room. When he's checking out next morning, he looks at the bill and sees: Golf: $1.00. Dinner: $1.00. Room: $1.00. Sleeve of golf balls: $3,000.00 Calling over to the manager, he asks, "What is this all about? Everything is supposed to cost one dollar, and you charged me three thousand for three golf balls?" I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you didn't read the fine print in our promotional brochure. That's what our golf balls cost." "Well," said the man, "if I wanted to spend that kind of money, I could've gone to that luxury hotel across the street and paid them a thousand dollars a day for a room. At least I would've known what I was paying for!" "That's right, sir, you could have," said the manager. "Over there they get you by the room. Over here we get you by the balls!"
 
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