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זה הופיע בפורום אסאטרוארי שאני משתתף בו. בדיחה קלה לויקינג. Two things warriors are always taught: 1. Keep your priorities in order 2. Know when to act without hesitation A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in a major civil liberties group, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated for once and for all he was going to prove there were no Gods. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "Wotan, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!" The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting Wotan. If you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!" Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted Wotan, saying, "Here I am, Wotan!!! I'm still waiting!!!" His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a soldier, just released from the military after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The soldier hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The soldier nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the soldier in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?" "Wotan was really busy protecting soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole!!! So Wotan told me to take care of it!!"
זה הופיע בפורום אסאטרוארי שאני משתתף בו. בדיחה קלה לויקינג. Two things warriors are always taught: 1. Keep your priorities in order 2. Know when to act without hesitation A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in a major civil liberties group, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated for once and for all he was going to prove there were no Gods. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "Wotan, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!" The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. "I'm waiting Wotan. If you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!" Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted Wotan, saying, "Here I am, Wotan!!! I'm still waiting!!!" His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a soldier, just released from the military after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The soldier hit him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The soldier nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat silent. The class looked at him and fell silent.....waiting. Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked at the soldier in the front row. When the professor regained his senses and could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you?! Why did you do that!?" "Wotan was really busy protecting soldiers, who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole!!! So Wotan told me to take care of it!!"