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Dr. Gregory House: [to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area] Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file. Dr. Gregory House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will. [to Lisa] Dr. Gregory House: That is true, isn't it? [to crowd] Dr. Gregory House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? [nobody moves] Dr. Gregory House: And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys? [everybody raises their hand] Dr. Gregory House: Okay, well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind. Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Jody Matthews? [Jody raises her hand] Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Please accompany Doctor House to Exam Room One.
