i'll show you laughting at something
that's funny!! ------------------------------------------------------------- Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand? Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up) ------------------------------------------------------------- My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star ------------------------------------------------------------- Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! ------------------------------------------------------------- Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand ------------------------------------------------------------- Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room האמת עכשיו מתחיל סימפסון- כדאי ללכת לראות
