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4X15 House's Head : "Don't blame me, blame my gender" House: What are you doing here? You weren't on the bus with me. Cuddy: Then I guess this isn't a memory - this is a fantasy. House: If it's a fantasy, you'd be wearing this. [The camera cuts back to Cuddy, who is now dressed like a stripper] Cuddy: You're convinced your patient is dying and you want to waste your time with a sex fantasy?! House: Don't blame me, blame my gender. Cuddy: Well, I'm not here to indulge that, I'm here to help you figure out what symptom you saw. Your patient was driving the bus so all you could see was- House: [Interrupts] Why can't you do both? [Electronic music starts playing and Cuddy starts stripping provocatively while carrying out a differential diagnosis with House] Cuddy: [Stops stripping and looks at House] I'm distracting you. [starts to get up] House: No! [Cut back to Cuddy who is now dressed normally and sits down next to House] Dance, woman! Cuddy: [Resignedly] You'd rather be diagnosing. House: I screamed "no"! Cuddy: And your own subconscious ignored you. I guess you'd rather fantasize about finding symptoms. How screwed up is that? 3X12 One Day, One Room : "Doing things changes things. " Dr.House: If we talk about nothing, nothing will change. Patient: It might. Dr. House: How? Patient: Time. Time changes everything. Dr. House: That's what people say. It's not true. Doing things changes things. Not doing things leaves things exactly as they were. 4X14 Living the Dream : "hope is for sissies" Evan Greer: You really as good as everyone seems to think you are? House: Are you really as miserable, as everyone seems to think you are? Evan Greer: I just wanna do something...that matters. House: Nothing matters, we're all just cockroaches, wildebeests dying in the riverbank, nothing we do has any lasting meaning. Evan Greer: And you think I'm miserable. House: You're unhappy on the plane, jump out of it. Evan Greer: I want to but...I can't. House: Hmm...that's the problem with metaphors, they need interpretation. Jumping out of the plane is stupid. Evan Greer: What if I'm not in a plane? What if I'm just in a place I don't want to be? House: That's the other problem with metaphors. Yes, what if you're really in an ice cream truck, and outside are candy and flowers and virgins? You're on a plane! We're all on planes. Life is dangerous and complicated, and...it's a long way down. Evan Greer: So you're afraid of change? House: No you're afraid to change. You'd rather imagine you can escape, instead of actually try. 'Cause if you fail, then you've got nothing. So you'll give up the chance of something real, so that you can hold on to hope. Thing is, hope is for sissies. Evan Greer: [Starting to hallucinate] When I get out of here I'm not gonna be afraid anymore. I mean, how many guys get a second chance? House: Too many. Half the people I save don't deserve a second chance. 3X19 Act Your Age : " something-something" Dr. House: Guy gets a little something-something. Couple of kids have to die. Circle of life. 4X9 Games: "be good, get good or give up" Dr. House: You only have three choices in life: be good, get good or give up. You've obviously gone for column D. [Turns to the patient] Why? Jimmy Quidd: I don't know. Dr. House: The simple answer is "If you don't try, you can't fail"