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The Top 10 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Lines 10) "Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ´stunning.´" 9) "I can´t help it -- my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts 8) "Nice Asimov." 7) "Earth woman, prepare to be probed!" 6) "Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom´s place and watch ´Dr. Who´?" 5) "How ´bout I slip into something more comfortable... like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas!" 4) "I´m the droid you´re looking for." 3) "Is that a spare Vulcan ear in your pocket or... well, I´m just asking because some jerk in the parking lot pulled off one of my Vulcan ears." 2) "Your mouth says, ´Shields up!´, but your eyes say, ´A hull breach is imminent.´" and the Number 1 Science Fiction Geek Pickup Line... 1) "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you watch me masturbate while I download pictures of Jeri Ryan?"

 

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ואיך לענות להם... man: Haven´t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that´s why I don´t go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I´ll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I´m a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what´s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: If I could see you naked, I´d die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I´d probably die laughing. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? (ותודה למיקי)

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1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day. 2. Nice legs...what time do they open? 3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 4. You´ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I´m the only one talking to you. 7. I´m a bird watcher and I´m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one? 8. I´m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 9. Wanna play army? I´ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 11. Oh, I´m sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. 12. I´d really like to see how you look when I´m naked. 13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 15. Are those real? 16. You must be the limp doctor because I´ve got a stiffy. 17. I´d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. 18. If it´s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 19. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it´s not just going to suck itself. 20. You know, if I were you, I´d have sex with me. 21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? 22. Fuck me if I´m wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom? 23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 24. My name is (name)...remember that, you´ll be screaming it later. 25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 26. Hi, I´m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. 27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I´M cute. 28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 29. My name isn´t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. 30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. 32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don´t you like pizza? 34. Baby, I´m an American Express lover...you shouldn´t go home without me. 35. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I??? 36. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. 37. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. 38. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let´s get you out of these wet clothes.​

 

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Is it hot in here, or is it just you? I´m new in town, could I have directions to your house? Go up to the girl of your dreams, give her a single rose and say, "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is." Wink. I´ll do the rest. Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you? Could you please step away from the bar? You´re melting all the ice. Well? Have you saved up enough to take me out yet? I´d buy you a drink, but I´d be jealous of the straw Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don´t like pizza? (lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes! I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? If I were bread, would you be my butter? You´ve been a bad girl (or boy), now go to my room! My name´s not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime. Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love. "I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?" Get your coat girl, you´ve scored! Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. You have a beautiful body. Will you hold that against me? ´Why don´t you step out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini?´ - Robert Charles Benchley Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I? One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it´s me. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you! I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead? If I were God, all of my angels would look like you! My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass? Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. Should I break it to your friend that she´s going home alone? Is that a ladder up your stocking or a stairway to heaven? Are you wearing lipstick? well mind if a taste it? Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning... Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again? (tapping thigh) you just think this is my leg. That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ´u´ and ´i´ closer together. Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas. "Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?" Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK* I worked at a cardboard factory about a year ago with a very strange group of guys....These are just a few of the musings that kept the day interesting: ´What´s the difference between a duck´ ´Do you pack your lunch or walk to work?´ ´Is it farther to Miami than by bus?´ Stick with me baby and I´ll buy you rocks as big as diamonds. Walk up to a girl and say, "You know, this is a psychic watch, and right now it says that you aren´t wearing any underwear... Oops! Sorry, it´s running a hour early again" I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock! You are a naughty boy... go to my room! I lost my puppy, can you help me find it? I think it went into that cheap motel room. I´d like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I´d be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips. I´m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. If you were a booger, I´d pick you first. I need a place to blot my lipstick. Can I use your lips? "You and me, baby, ain´t nothing but mammals, so let´s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel." "How bout you, me, and privacy?" You look just like my third wife. Of course I´ve only been married twice... Do you mind if I invade your personal space?​

 

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Are those real? Well, they´re real big!