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אני לא בטוחה שכולם מודעים לכך שבתסריט המקורי הויכוח בין גבריאל וזינה היה שונה. זה פורסם בפורום של השיפרים, ו... GABRIELLE: So what’s the plan? XENA: I just said I’m going after Odin. GABRIELLE: Yeah, there has to be more to it than just that. XENA: Why do you do that? GABRIELLE: Do what? XENA: Ask me to spell out the plan. Half the time I think you know but you just like making me explain. GABRIELLE: That’s ridiculous. I ask because you don’t offer it up. I feel I have to drag everything out of you. Sometimes I wish I knew the pinch so I could force you to tell me what we’re up to. XENA: You knowing the pinch? That’s a terrifying thought. GABRIELLE: Oh, excuse me. I forgot you’re a little proprietary about the special powers of Xena Warrior Control Freak. XENA: I’m a control freak? You’re the one that has everything at a campfire planned out in excruciating detail. The rocks around the fire have to be a specific size, we can only use certain types of wood to burn, the brown blanket has to go on the bottom and the red blanket has to go on the top and you’re an absolute lunatic about having to be the one sleeping closest to the fire. GABRIELLE: With your fondness for beans, I have to sleep between you and the fire or we could both die in a hideous conflagration. XENA: Oh, you want to get biological? Are you aware of the sounds you make when you sleep? Gurgling, snoring, belching and every once and a while you’ll yell out the name of Achilles in a way that makes me think that if it wasn’t for me, you’d be the battling bimbo of Poteidaia. GABRIELLE: Oh, I see. I have the occasional erotic dream about a semi-mythological hero and I’m a slut. But you tear your leather off for every warrior, warlord or dictator with blood on his hands and a bad boy smile and you’re just being passionate!! Xena takes a threatening step toward Gabrielle. XENA: I ought to-- Gabrielle draws her sais and takes a defensive stance. GABRIELLE: Come on. I’ve been waiting for this. Suddenly, they stop and stare at each other in shock. The rest continues on like before where Xena and Gab say that they have to get love back into the world and fast.