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10. Mike: (to Stacy) "As my assistant, occasionally you may need to assist me." 9. Nikki: "Do you not have an ounce of Christmas Spirit in you?" Stuart: (after eating a figure) "Well, Joseph was about 3 oz." 8. Stacy: "Every time I throw a Christmas party, someone dies." Janelle: "I guess every family has their traditions." 7. Paul: "So to sum up ladies & gentlemen, I don't know." 6. Stacy: (to Nikki) "Don't go to this party. It's too dangerous!!" Stuart: "What?" Stacy: "See you tonight." 5. James: "Every year, my mom makes a whole maternity scene out of candy. (picking up one of the pieces) Chocolate Jesus." Carter: "James, please! At work, just call me Carter." 4. Mike: "This is Justin Phalby. He's the state spelling bee champion." The Mayor: "Mike, kids make me N-E-R-V-O-U-S." 3. Mike: "Hey, I recognize that sweater. That's from the 'I'm proud I'm not having sex' catalog." 2. The Mayor: "I'm going to stand here and read this story to the city, because I want all the children out there to believe in the magic of (misreading) Satan." 1. Paul: "Why can't Carter be Santa?" Carter: "Good Paul. A surprise in the middle of the night from a disguised black man. What could possibly go wrong?"