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אני משתעשעת לי בצפיה בפרופילים ב-JDATE תוך שיחת טלפון
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אני משתעשעת לי בצפיה בפרופילים ב-JDATE תוך שיחת טלפון
About Me -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OK!!! so i was not telling the truth about going to leave jdate. i just hope that all of the ladies that were worried are safe and ok.HiIm a full time student, full time worker, cute (you can ask my mom) Israeli. Yes! i have an accent. No! i wont speak hebrew in bed!!! I am here legal and i dont care for a green card so you all safe. I lived in PA for 3 years and moved to MD about 8 months ago. So far so good, which mean that i like it! what am i looking for? well i wont lie i am looking for a WOMAN!!! and i mean a WOMAN. i cant stand drama queens, cant stand wwhining and please please please i want to go out with a woman that is not going to the PSYC once a week. wanna talk? pay me i promise that i wont charge as muchwell i wont blame you if you already in love and want to know more.so why to date me?1 - look at the picture!!!! i am hot2 - i am jewish from the holy land (moms love it!!!)3 - i can fix things around the house and jewish at the same time4 - when i am saying fix things i am talking more than changing the light 5 - did i mention that i am hot6 - ohhh i have great accent (u wont understand a word but its sexy)7 - as an israeli, if i am not making money so i steal it, which mean daddy will be in jail but u will have nice car and a big house (what every jewish woman want)8 - i have a cool name so u wont date a Josh, Steve, Micheal or david again
