ובעצם, למה לא הנוסח השלם?
We've tried it once or twice And found it rather nice Chorus: Roll me over lay me down and do it again Roll me over in the clover, roll me over lay me down and do it again Now it is number one And the fun has just begun Oh this is number two, Down in front he's comin through Now it is number three And his hand is on me knee Now it is number four And he's been there twice before Now it is number five I'm surprised I'm still alive Now it is number six, And he's got me doin tricks Well this is number seven, And he took me straight to heaven Oh this is number eight, He bent me o'er the garden gate Oh this is number nine, And the baby's doin fine Oh this is number ten, And when he's through we'll do it again Oh this is number eleven and it's just like number seven -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Readers send in other verses: "Well this is number two, It's been so long he's turnin' blue" "Well this is number two, And he's takin' off his shoes." "Well this is number three, And she's got him on his knees" "Well this is number three, He spanked my bum across his knee." "Well this is number four, And they're rollin' on the floor." "Well this is number five, I'm surprised he's still alive." "Well this is number five, And he takes a dirty dive." "Well this is number six, And I taught him a few new tricks." "Well this is number six, He threw his friends into the mix (he had to!)" "Well this is number seven, And I can get myself to heaven!" "Well this is number eight. Oh Dear GOD! I'm two weeks late! (it's called child support buddy!)" "Well this is number nine, And the twins are doin' fine."