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Method 10: Overkill You will need Gun Piano wire/Good rope Portable pool Sharks Tall Building A friend This method is for those who have actually failed at failing. (And even if you do manage to bungle this sure fire method...well...it's still entertaining ;D.)) Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Get to the roof. Remember, use the stairs, not the elevator. You don't want to die from a faulty elevator! Tie a noose around your neck, and secure it to the building. Make sure the rope extends to the bottom, so you hit the ground and still break your neck. Alternatively, you may use the piano wire method above. Get a friend to position a pool at the bottom, and dump the sharks into it. Load the gun, and stick it inside your mouth. Jump! What will happen: The rope should kill you, ripping your head off as you hit the bottom. If the rope breaks, the fall would still kill you. If THAT doesn't work, you can still pull the trigger for the gun and blow your brains out. What? Still not dead? Then the sharks will eat you. This is recommended for Emos, who seem to be completly unable to kill themselves.
