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קשיים בלהקה:
Robert Chesty Hoe, the lead guitarist of the band, became worried at that point. They had eight songs written and no one to sing them. However, there was light at the end of the tunnel. One day, while
Robert Chesty Hoe was walking through the meadows of Tír na n-Óg, he met a shy princess named
Sharon den Straddle. She was the most beautiful woman ever - and she could sing. They made love. However, when
Sharon den Straddle declined the invitation to join the band,
Robert Chesty Hoe picked up a rock and broke it over her head. It wasn't long before
Sharon den Straddle woke up in a strange bed with amnesia and nothing to live for. Within Temptation was complete. חברי הלהקה:
Sharon den Straddle - lead singer and dominatrix of the band.
Robert Chesty Hoe - guitarist. Inspired by fantastical stuff and dragons (especially squatting ones).
Rude Anus Johnny - guitarist famous for his anus, which rudely interrupts most conversations.
Jervoven ran Jeen - bassist. Band members gave up on trying to pronounce his name a long time ago. Now he is simply known as 'prick'.
Steven Spielberg - keyboardist and part-time film director, his ego often gets in the way of the band's creative efforts, such as hunting leprechauns.
Stephen van Oestrogen - drummer. Romantically linked with fellow lesbian Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day.
בקיצור....-> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Within_Temptation פשוט גדול