שבת שלום בדיחה לבוקר שבת
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כולם מכירים ובאיה אפילו לא צוחקת מתוך נימוס..(שלא לדבר על החלוק
). ולמשהו רציני
,אני מציעה לשריין את ה28/11.אפשר לטייל לפני ההגעה אלי בעתיקות בית שאן,או כוכב הירדן,או המוזאון הפריהיסטורי בשער הגולן,ולקנח בארוחת בוקר מאוחרת אצלי בגינה. מה דעתך יעלי,להתחיל להריץ?
כולם מכירים ובאיה אפילו לא צוחקת מתוך נימוס..(שלא לדבר על החלוק
קבלתי באי-מייל
> > > > What is a grandmother/grandfather? ( taken from papers written by a class > > of 8-year-olds) > > > > A grandmother/grandfather is a person who has no little children of > her/his > > own. They likes other people's. > > > > A grandfather is a man grandmother. > > > > Grandmothers/grandfathers don't have to do anything except be there when > we > > come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is > > good if they drive us to the store and have lots of quarters for us. > > > > When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves > > and caterpillars. > > > > They show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and also why we > > shouldn't step on "cracks." > > > > They don't say, "Hurry up." > > > > Usually grandmothers/grandfathers are fat, but not too fat to bend over > and > > tie our shoes. > > > > They wear glasses and funny underwear. > > > > They can take their teeth and gums out. > > > > Grandmothers/grandfathers don't have to be smart. > > > > They have to answer questions like "why isn't God married?" and "How come > > dogs chase cats?". > > > > When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the > > same story over again. > > > > Everybody should try to have a grandmother/grandfather, especially if you > > don't have television, because they are the only grown ups who like to > > spend time with us. > > > > They know we should have snack-time before bedtime and they say prayers > > with us every time, and kiss us even when we've acted bad. > > > > Pass this along to another Grandmother/grandfather. It will make her/his > > day. >
> > > > What is a grandmother/grandfather? ( taken from papers written by a class > > of 8-year-olds) > > > > A grandmother/grandfather is a person who has no little children of > her/his > > own. They likes other people's. > > > > A grandfather is a man grandmother. > > > > Grandmothers/grandfathers don't have to do anything except be there when > we > > come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is > > good if they drive us to the store and have lots of quarters for us. > > > > When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves > > and caterpillars. > > > > They show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and also why we > > shouldn't step on "cracks." > > > > They don't say, "Hurry up." > > > > Usually grandmothers/grandfathers are fat, but not too fat to bend over > and > > tie our shoes. > > > > They wear glasses and funny underwear. > > > > They can take their teeth and gums out. > > > > Grandmothers/grandfathers don't have to be smart. > > > > They have to answer questions like "why isn't God married?" and "How come > > dogs chase cats?". > > > > When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the > > same story over again. > > > > Everybody should try to have a grandmother/grandfather, especially if you > > don't have television, because they are the only grown ups who like to > > spend time with us. > > > > They know we should have snack-time before bedtime and they say prayers > > with us every time, and kiss us even when we've acted bad. > > > > Pass this along to another Grandmother/grandfather. It will make her/his > > day. >
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What is a grandmother/grandfather? ( taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds) A grandmother/grandfather is a person who has no little children of her/his own. They likes other people's. A grandfather is a man grandmother. Grandmothers/grandfathers don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the store and have lots of quarters for us. When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars. They show us and talk to us about the color of the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on "cracks." They don't say, "Hurry up." Usually grandmothers/grandfathers are fat, but not too fat to bend over and tie our shoes. They wear glasses and funny underwear. They can take their teeth and gums out. Grandmothers/grandfathers don't have to be smart. They have to answer questions like "why isn't God married?" and "How come dogs chase cats?". When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the same story over again. Everybody should try to have a grandmother/grandfather, especially if you don't have television, because they are the only grown ups who like to spend time with us. They know we should have snack-time before bedtime and they say prayers with us every time, and kiss us even when we've acted bad. Pass this along to another Grandmother/grandfather. It will make her/his day.
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