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* Interviewer: Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it? * Gerard: Go for it. * Frank: Shoot. * Interviewer: Skittles or M&M's?: * Mikey: Skittles!!! Fuck yes Skittles!!!! * Gerard: Wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way. * Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime. * Ray: Dude, no way M&M's are way better. * Frank: But they all taste the same! Put some variety in your life man! * Bob: Gummy bears * Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices * Bob: ...oh well it is now. * Interviewer: Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?: * Frank: Are there any alternate answers? * Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow. * Mikey: He hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting. * Gerard: Cows smell like shit. * Frank: How about neither? * Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two. * Frank: What?! That's plain wrong!! * Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick- * Mikey: Eeew! Keep it Pg-13!! Pg-13!! * Interviewer: So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour? * Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours. * Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone. * Frank: We've all had our days. * Gerard: Once you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it. * I always thought it was sandwich... * Gerard: When Mikey was little he would say samich and it just kind of stuck. * Bob: Tell her what they did to the sandwich! * Mikey: Oh god no. * Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was Mikey's cum and tuna. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that. * Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped me in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys. * Interviewer: What was so creepy about it? * Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless. * Ray: Those guys were so cool * Frank: There was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in Latin. Or I think it was Latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something. * Interviewer: Do you guys believe in that kind of thing? * Gerard: Well, we've had a few incidents with a Ouija board and we're all very superstitious. * Frank: Don't go walking under ladders. * Interviewer: Okay new subject. Again I did not have anything to do with the making up of this question. Boxers * briefs man thong or commando? * Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair) * Frank: Man thongs all the way!! * Gerard: Fuck yeah!!! * Ray: Boxers for me thanks * Bob: No comment * Mikey: Ahh he's commando aren't you? * Bob: Like I said, no comment. * Gerard: Gross!!! I am not sitting next to you anymore!!! * Interviewer: OK a friend wanted to know what you really do in the shower * Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body. * Mikey: Eww * Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before. * Mikey: Ewww No! * Gerard: Don't deny it! * Mikey: Shut up back to the question. * Gerard: That is part of the question. * Frank: You guys are fucked up. * Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath? * Gerard: YES he does! * Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do! * Frank: You're such a dumbass! * Interviewer: Okay this one's for Frankie. Have you ever thought about one of your band mates in a sexual way and if so who? * Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just-there was this one pair of pants he had that really showed off his ass and uh...package. * Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy. * Interviewer: Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert? * Gerard: Okay I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa. But I have seen him naked. * Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us. * Mikey: Wussies, can't handle the sex talk. * Gerard: You're one to be talking. * Mikey: Fuck you! * Gerard: Fuck yourself! * Mikey: Go fuck a cow! * Gerard: Go fuck a toaster and turn it on! * Mikey: Go fuck you mom! * Gerard: She's your mom too, dumbass! * Interviewer: Okay I think it's safe to say that this interview is over * Frank: On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself, WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!! * Gerard: Go fuck a whale!! * Mikey: How many time do I have to say that I'm not interested in you like that Gerard!?!
