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"אז לאן הולכים?" "בור המים.." "בור המים? מה כ"ך מיוחד בו?" "תביני כשנגיע לשם" "אז לאן באמת הולכים?" "בית קברות לפילים" "בית קברות לפילים? ואווו!" "סכנה? אה סכנה! אני בז לסכנה! אני צוחק ישר בפניה! אהאעהאהא!" "אעהאהאהעה!" "ברח סימבה. ברח רחוק ולעולם אל תחזור!" מלך האריות 1 ____________________________________________ "נניח." "אה נניח. אז נניח שהעברתי את ההודעה" גבעת חלפון אינה עונה. ____________________________________________
"אז לאן הולכים?" "בור המים.." "בור המים? מה כ"ך מיוחד בו?" "תביני כשנגיע לשם" "אז לאן באמת הולכים?" "בית קברות לפילים" "בית קברות לפילים? ואווו!" "סכנה? אה סכנה! אני בז לסכנה! אני צוחק ישר בפניה! אהאעהאהא!" "אעהאהאהעה!" "ברח סימבה. ברח רחוק ולעולם אל תחזור!" מלך האריות 1 ____________________________________________ "נניח." "אה נניח. אז נניח שהעברתי את ההודעה" גבעת חלפון אינה עונה. ____________________________________________
הניב של יניב
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הו כל כך הרבה דבררים. ננסה לקבץ.
מונטי פייטון כבוד, כמובן. מערכונים שלמים בעל פה...ונראה לי שזה הולך להיות פורום מונטי פייטון! ציטוטי באפי ואנג'ל...בהמוניהם.דוגמאות: "You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say undead American?" "Can you vague that up for me?" (זאנדר יורד על דרקולה לפני שהוא יודע שזה...דרקולה) "And where'd you get that accent... Sesame Street? One, two, tree victims, ha ha ha!" "Don't be grumpy with her! Who among us can resist the allure of really funny math puns? "Aww, poor watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea... cup of tea... cup of tea??!! "Giles: Willow was the best of us.Xander: Way better than me.Giles: Much, much better. ועוד אלפים.אחרי זה בא קצת ציטוטי הרקולס וזינה: Iolaus: Have you ever been wrong? Hercules: I thought so once, but I was wrong. Ares: [looking up to the sky] ARE THERE NO MORE HEROES? Hercules: Hey, you've got us. [Ares vomits] Ares: Mark my words - Hercules: [imitating Ares] You'll pay for this, Hercules! [Ares turns to Iolaus, tries to speak] Iolaus: [imitating Ares] We'll meet again, little brother! [Ares turns to Hercules] Hercules: [imitating Ares] You're on my list, Hercules! [in his normal voice to Iolaus] Hercules: Did we forget anything? [Iolaus shrugs. Ares sobs, and walks off dejected] i think we hurt his feelings does it matter? good point. Theater Critic: I hear "Buffus the Bacchae Slayer" is playing next door. Joxer: Rise and shine everyone! Rise and shine! Gabrielle: I'll rise but I refuse to shine! Gabrielle: Another one's fallen for you. Xena: Again? What is it? Gabrielle: Oh, the blue eyes... the leather. Men love leather. Xena: I think it's time for a wardrobe change. Gabrielle: Yeah. You could try wearing chainmail. Xena: Nah. That'd just attract a kinkier group. מה עוד אתם שואלים?(כבוד למי שקרא עד לכאן) ציטוטי סרטי קווין סמית: Dante: 37! You've sucked 37 dicks?! Dante: Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot! Dante: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks! Customer: In a row? Dante: You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank? Brodie: Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place. Gil Hicks: What... like the back of a Volkswagen? Brodie: You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit!? Silent Bob: Excitement, adventure... A Jedi craves not these things. Jay: Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie bootchies. Banky : What's a Nubian? Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Banky: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following? Holden: Yeah. Banky: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? Holden: What is this supposed to prove? Banky: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny? Holden: The man-hating dyke. Banky: Good. Why? Holden: I don't know. Banky: Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination! יש עוד אלף אני אפסיק איתם פה. אח"כ יש ציטוטי invader zim (זה פשוט שימוש במילה DOOM יותר מידי פעם) the yummy toast of DOOM!! I AM ZIM!! טוב אני אפסיק, מקווה שנהנתם. נראה שכחתי הרבה דברים, אבל מילא. יום טוב.
מונטי פייטון כבוד, כמובן. מערכונים שלמים בעל פה...ונראה לי שזה הולך להיות פורום מונטי פייטון! ציטוטי באפי ואנג'ל...בהמוניהם.דוגמאות: "You're a vampire. Oh, I'm sorry. Was that an offensive term? Should I say undead American?" "Can you vague that up for me?" (זאנדר יורד על דרקולה לפני שהוא יודע שזה...דרקולה) "And where'd you get that accent... Sesame Street? One, two, tree victims, ha ha ha!" "Don't be grumpy with her! Who among us can resist the allure of really funny math puns? "Aww, poor watcher. Did your life flash before your eyes? Cup of tea... cup of tea... cup of tea??!! "Giles: Willow was the best of us.Xander: Way better than me.Giles: Much, much better. ועוד אלפים.אחרי זה בא קצת ציטוטי הרקולס וזינה: Iolaus: Have you ever been wrong? Hercules: I thought so once, but I was wrong. Ares: [looking up to the sky] ARE THERE NO MORE HEROES? Hercules: Hey, you've got us. [Ares vomits] Ares: Mark my words - Hercules: [imitating Ares] You'll pay for this, Hercules! [Ares turns to Iolaus, tries to speak] Iolaus: [imitating Ares] We'll meet again, little brother! [Ares turns to Hercules] Hercules: [imitating Ares] You're on my list, Hercules! [in his normal voice to Iolaus] Hercules: Did we forget anything? [Iolaus shrugs. Ares sobs, and walks off dejected] i think we hurt his feelings does it matter? good point. Theater Critic: I hear "Buffus the Bacchae Slayer" is playing next door. Joxer: Rise and shine everyone! Rise and shine! Gabrielle: I'll rise but I refuse to shine! Gabrielle: Another one's fallen for you. Xena: Again? What is it? Gabrielle: Oh, the blue eyes... the leather. Men love leather. Xena: I think it's time for a wardrobe change. Gabrielle: Yeah. You could try wearing chainmail. Xena: Nah. That'd just attract a kinkier group. מה עוד אתם שואלים?(כבוד למי שקרא עד לכאן) ציטוטי סרטי קווין סמית: Dante: 37! You've sucked 37 dicks?! Dante: Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot! Dante: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks! Customer: In a row? Dante: You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank? Brodie: Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place. Gil Hicks: What... like the back of a Volkswagen? Brodie: You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit!? Silent Bob: Excitement, adventure... A Jedi craves not these things. Jay: Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie bootchies. Banky : What's a Nubian? Hooper: Shut the fuck up! Banky: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following? Holden: Yeah. Banky: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? Holden: What is this supposed to prove? Banky: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny? Holden: The man-hating dyke. Banky: Good. Why? Holden: I don't know. Banky: Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination! יש עוד אלף אני אפסיק איתם פה. אח"כ יש ציטוטי invader zim (זה פשוט שימוש במילה DOOM יותר מידי פעם) the yummy toast of DOOM!! I AM ZIM!! טוב אני אפסיק, מקווה שנהנתם. נראה שכחתי הרבה דברים, אבל מילא. יום טוב.
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"היא הייתה מהבנות שכל הבנים
היו רוצים לדחוף לה ידיים לחזיה. לא רק ידיים. ולא רק לחזייה."
היו רוצים לדחוף לה ידיים לחזיה. לא רק ידיים. ולא רק לחזייה."
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Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. *bang*bang*bang*bang*
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. *bang*bang*bang*bang*
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these are not the droids you are lookig for cheer up bryan, coz you know.. somethings in life are BAD they can REALY make you MAD somethings just make you swear and curse when you're chewing on life's grisle, don't grumle, give a wistel coz wistel will help things turnout for the best... ANNNNNNND all ways look on the gright side of life to lo to lo do lo to lo ^_^ מונטי פייטון> דברים בעלי שיני חלב.. יש גם את : there's a place you're always welcome, and it's nice as it can beeee!! evryone can get IN coz it's ansolotly freeeeee THAT"S DEATH to do do do do no need to take a breath just lay around all day! without a single bill to PAY HORRRRRRAY!! ויש המשך...אבל אין כח לרשום.. הו רייט...דינסלקט אני להיות...אז סורי על שגיעות כתיב ודברים..
these are not the droids you are lookig for cheer up bryan, coz you know.. somethings in life are BAD they can REALY make you MAD somethings just make you swear and curse when you're chewing on life's grisle, don't grumle, give a wistel coz wistel will help things turnout for the best... ANNNNNNND all ways look on the gright side of life to lo to lo do lo to lo ^_^ מונטי פייטון> דברים בעלי שיני חלב.. יש גם את : there's a place you're always welcome, and it's nice as it can beeee!! evryone can get IN coz it's ansolotly freeeeee THAT"S DEATH to do do do do no need to take a breath just lay around all day! without a single bill to PAY HORRRRRRAY!! ויש המשך...אבל אין כח לרשום.. הו רייט...דינסלקט אני להיות...אז סורי על שגיעות כתיב ודברים..
Nightwinds Lullaby
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אני יכול לדקלם צבי הנינג'ה....
או החתולים הסמוראים, או אלאדין, ספר הג'ונגל, רובין הוד וכאלה
"הנסיכה תינשא לי..." "אבל אתה זקן בשבילה..." "הנסיכה תינשא לי!!!" הנסיכה תינשא..." "בלי סבון הלך היום" "אפשר את הגלידה והפפרוני?" כאלה
אבל אלו ציטוטים יחידים...אני מכיר את כל הציטוטים בעל פה
או החתולים הסמוראים, או אלאדין, ספר הג'ונגל, רובין הוד וכאלה
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